Monday, January 31, 2011


Mr Anti-Stickman and Mr Stickman.
Not Mr Anti-Stickman and not Mr Stickman.
Not Mr Anti-Stickman or Mr Stickman.
Mr Stickman worries for the lack of parentheses.

Monday, January 24, 2011



Mr Anti-Stickman is not a terrorist.
Mr Stickman is not sufficiently afraid of Mr Anti-Stickman.
Mr Stickman must be a terrorist.

Sunday, January 16, 2011


Mr Stickman arrives before he starts.
Mr Stickman accelerates his frame of reference.
Mr Stickman arrives before he starts.

Monday, January 10, 2011


Mr Stickman is a day late.
Mr Stickman is a dollar short.
Mr Stickman hates overtly smug cliches.

Monday, January 3, 2011


Mr Stickman wishes you a happy new decade.
Mr Stickman checks his watch.
Mr Stickman reckons a new decade begins every moment.